**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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