I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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