i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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