therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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