I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Randomize