I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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