Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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