Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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