so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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