She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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