I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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