Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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