In the future we'll all be gay
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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