no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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