I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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