Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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