if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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