How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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