Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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