Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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