I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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