i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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