We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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