Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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