His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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