My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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