i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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