Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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