: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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