But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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