That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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