Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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