But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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