does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Randomize
