Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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