That's when you crack a 10am beer
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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