i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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