we have officially lost it.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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