not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
