in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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