She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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