But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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