Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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