i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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