the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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