just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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