I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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