they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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