What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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