Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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