32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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