i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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