There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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