Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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