if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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